My girlfriend doesn't text me hearts?

So yesterday my girlfriend and I (this is our first week of dating) went on a date.  I'm 15 (she's 13, turning 14 soon), and for our first date yesterday we went bowling.  It was really fun, we bowled a couple games, (She won both :'() and then we went to walk around and we sat in front of a chick fil a parking lot, on a grassy area.  We sat and talked, then lay on the grass and talked, and slowly, I started moving closer to her.  There was music playing from my iPod and we were listening, and I cuddled up next to her, and I said "Jeez, my hand is cold, make it warm," and we held hands there for the first time.  Then after about 30 minutes, we got up, but were sitting and I put my arm around her, and we held hands and talked, then I said "Guess what I'm thinking" and we played the guessing game, and when she gives up I say 'This' and I lean in and kiss her.  We kiss 2 or 3 times.  Then she says "You are thinking about good things," and she puts her head on my shoulder.  Anyways, after I just told you that whole story XD I have one question, after the date her and her dad dropped me of at my house, and I texted her for a bit, then she got on facebook and I talked to her there, then I said "Alright, well, I will go finish watching The Office and then I will go to bed.  Goodnight! <3" I sent that heart and she sent back Goodnight :)". Does that mean anything?  I'm pretty worried she didn't send back a heart...please help! Should I be worried, or is it ok, or what?  Please help!

Pink Panty Paul



Well Jesus fucking Christ on toast.  I'm not sure I even know where to start with this one.  First of all, I applaud the fact that you say things like "please" and not "plz".  Second, commas are not a replacement for periods.  Then again, you're barely 15 and are more concerned with getting your dick wet, but I'm only assuming the fact you even have a dick.  Seriously, that whole fucking story to ask if her not sending you a heart back in a text was cause for concern.  No, the fact you even have to ask is what's more concerning. You might want to see a doctor about your balls not having dropped yet at such an advanced age.

The fact that she's 13 and "turning 14 soon", so fucking what?   That's not going to make a difference with regard to your stupid question.  I'd expect that from a teeny bop chick who thinks kissing an older boy is like, so totally OMG or whatever the fuck they say these days.  And the line, "Jeez, my hand is cold, make it warm" is just absolutely fucking brilliant.  With that line, you'll have to beat the women off with a stick in a couple more years. 

Last and certainly the most nauseating, IT'S YOUR FIRST WEEK OF DATING you obnoxious little shit stain.  What the fuck are you doing putting the "moves" on a girl in the first fucking week?  A kid no less.  One which, if you did anything more than kiss, would get your ass tossed in jail in most, if not all, states.  

Do us all a favor, would you?  Find a nice quiet spot in the middle of nowhere, preferably with no cell phone service and away from people, get a pointy object of some kind and stab yourself repeatedly in a vital organ of some kind.  I would imagine that, if god exists, he's laughing his holy ass off at our insanity and complete stupidity.  Next time your parents think about going to the abortion clinic, let me know and I'll fucking drive them myself.