My boyfriend never texted me and said he would?

Before we get to the question, a quick notice.  First, I'll post the question and then, right after, I'll put in a jump.  So it's up to you whether or not you want to satisfy your curiosity.  Second, I realize I probably make mistakes in grammar on occasion, but since I'm an adult, I actually give a shit about it, unlike most of the idiots on the internet these days.  On to the question.

"on Wednesday my boyfriend who i've had since Monday asked if i had an email or phone.  I gave a long winded answer to say i had both.  we were standing in the school halls and there were people all around us.  he handed me his phone and i put in my number.  as he was walking to the doors he said he would text me that night.  he didn't.  i was sick today which is the day after that so i didn't go to school.  now it's 9:30 at night and he still hasn't texted me.  what's going on.  did he just forget or what.  we are in middle school and don't say we're to young cause i don't care.  plz tell me whats going on."

To start, you say you don't care you're in middle school and that shouldn't have any bearing on what the answers should be.  Tough shit.  You're in MIDDLE SCHOOL you ignorant little girl.  "Boyfriend" and "girlfriend" don't apply when the most you two will ever do is hold hands in school and maybe press your lips together in the hopes that it'll be considered a kiss.  In a month, he'll have moved on and you'll be heart broken for the 5 seconds it'll take you to realize you're a fucking kid.  Or you'll go home and start cutting yourself.  If that's the case, consult a proctologist about getting your head removed from your ass.

So, you've been together a whole 4 days and you're already turning to the internet to find out what's wrong with your relationship?  See that?  It's called a question mark.  It's used at the end of questions.   Maybe he figured out that you were a psychotic, clingy bitch that would smother him to death in another week.  Or maybe he has already moved on from you and is texting a skank he met in science class at the end of the day.  Either way, who the fuck cares?  If you gave a shit so much, why didn't you get his number or email too so you could drive him insane with your incessant nagging instead of posting a question on the world wide web to open yourself up to ridicule from assholes like me?

In conclusion, shut the fuck up.  You've been "dating" for less than a week and he didn't text you a day and a half after he said he would.  If you're like this in middle school, god help the poor fucks that ask you out once your hormones kick in.  Or maybe you'll get pregnant by the first guy that's dumb enough to fuck you and you'll end up killing him when he runs the other way.  In your language, that would be "Like, OMG!  WTF?!"