I'm 15 and in a long distance relationship?

"We live 3000 miles apart :( We are both learning to drive so we can get our licenses next year. But until then we can't really see each other. Does anyone have any advice?"

Yeah, here's some advice: Try using the head that's ABOVE your shoulders rather than the one that's hanging between your legs.  Oh, and the emoticon is a nice touch.  I figured the despair with which you typed up the question was fairly obvious, but that frowny face sealed the deal.  I will, however, at least applaud the fact that people can read your question without some sort of decoder ring, but that's about as far as my praise is going to go.  You're 15 and, I assume, in high school.  Granted, most teens are taught about abstinence, or at least told about it.  But when you have enough hormones running through your system to make all of China horny from one drop of your blood, the message is not going to sink in.  I'm sure you can find a nice little 15 year old girl to give you a shitty hand job 5 minutes after meeting her, so why the fuck are you in a long distance relationship?  Speaking of which, are you fucking insane?  The internet apparently was invented to drive a teen boy crazy by allowing him to find a pretty girl 3,000 miles away.  How much you want to make a bet that it's some 53 year old fat guy sitting in his computer chair with a urine bottle next to him so he doesn't have to get up to take a piss? 

You're both learning how to drive, too?  How about you try interacting with, I don't know, an actual flesh and blood human being sitting three feet from you in class first?  Have you tried that yet?  Hell, even one that's 10 miles away.  Or 20.  3,000 miles?  Jesus fucking Christ.  Maybe this little parental mistake decided that having a girlfriend 3,000 miles away would ease the burden by not allowing her to nag the shit out of him for not staring at her every second of the day. Then there's the fact that he's willing to drive 1,500 miles to see her.  Here's a question:  Who's paying for the gas?  Do your parents even know about her yet?  Your parents willing to shell out $300 in gas every week for you to go see her?  At least they haven't been able to reproduce and pollute the gene pool yet.  But we all know that after their first visit, THAT won't be true any more either.